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Everyone’s heard of “cash for clunkers,” right? And everyone in the technology world has been to a tech conference where the wifi just sucked. Put those two things together, and what do you get? Defrag’s “cash for bad conference wifi” program.

Defrag’s “cash for bad conference wifi” is based on a simple premise: some tech conferences can’t manage to have good wifi, but over here at Defrag, we know how to get it right. And we’re gonna help you trade in your bad conference wifi experience for a good one! Here’s how it works:

1. Just email me (enorlin AT mac.com) any type of proof that you went to a conference and include a statement to the effect of “Hey eric - I went to this conference and the wifi SUCKED.”

2. I’ll respond to your email with a discount code that will save you some greenbacks on defrag registration, and help you trade in your bad conference wifi experience for a brand new good conference wifi experience.

[sidenote: If you're wondering how we'll dispose of your "bad conference wifi" experience, fear not. We have government-approved liquid glass solution that we'll pour into that conference engine, which will cause it to seize up and be inoperable in under four minutes.]

But hurry - Defrag’s “cash for bad conference wifi” program expires on August 31st (I hear DC’s already backlogged on the paperwork for this one).